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SMARTMONIES WANTS NO PARTS OF THIS LEDGE!

SEARS TOWER IN CHICAGO HAS UNVEILED THIS NEW LEDGE FOR PEOPLE STAND ON AT ABOUT THE 103RD FLOOR. ITS A GLASS LEDGE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO SEE THE CITY DIRECTLY BELOW YOU. THE ONLY THING THAT IS BETWEEN YOU AND THE PAVEMENT FAR BELOW IS GLASS. "THEY CAN STICK THAT GLASS UP THEIR ASS," SAYS SMARTMONIES WHO ADMITS HE IS AFRAID OF HEIGHTS. "I WANT NO PARTS OF THAT LEDGE." BELOW IS VIDEO OF THE LEDGE IN QUESTION.

SMARTMONIES CONCERNED ABOUT PIRATES RUN DIFFERENTIAL!

ON JUNE 29TH IN 2002, THE PIRATES HAD A -48 RUN DIFFERENTIAL. IN 2003 ON THAT SAME DATE, THEIR RUN DIFFERENTIAL WAS -38. ON JUNE 29TH 2004, IT WAS MINUS 43. ETC ETC ETC. BASICALLY EVERY YEAR GOING BACK TO AT LEAST 2002 IF NOT LONGER, THE PIRATES HAD A NEGATIVE RUN DIFFERENTIAL AT THIS POINT IN THE SEASON. BUT THAT HAS CHANGED FOR THE BETTER THIS SEASON. "NO, ITS CHANGED FOR THE WORSE," SAYS SMARTMONIES. "THEY HAVE A PLUS 6 GOING INTO TONIGHT'S CUBS GAME AND THAT SCARES ME. THEY COULD END UP HAVING A DECENT 2ND HALF OF THE SEASON WHICH WILL GIVE BOB NUTTING ANOTHER 5 YEAR PASS. THE FANS WILL GET EXCITED ABOUT THE TEAM AND START BUYING TICKETS AND NUTTING WILL CASH IN. I'M TERRIBLY CONCERNED. THAT'S A DARN GOOD RUN DIFFERENTIAL FOR A LAST PLACE TEAM."

WHY DO THE PIRATES TRADE AWAY THEIR TOP PLAYERS?

SOME IN PITTSBURGH REALLY DO BUY INTO THE IDEA THAT THE PIRATES TRADE AWAY THEIR TOP PLAYERS AS A STRATEGIC WAY TO IMPROVE THEIR CLUB. BUT SMARTMONIES HAS NEVER BEEN FOOLED. "THE PIRATES GET MILLIONS OF DOLLARS TO STAY IN THE BOTTOM 5 PAYROLLS," SAYS SMARTMONIES. "THEY GET TONS OF CASH FROM TEAMS SPENDING OVER 100 MILLION AND BOB NUTTING PUTS IT INTO HIS POCKET!" SMARTMONIES HAS ONLY ONE SOLUTION TO THE PIRATES MESS. "OWNERSHIP CHANGE," SAYS MONIES. AND HE MIGHT JUST BE RIGHT. THE PIRATES HAVE LOST FOR 17 STRAIGHT YEARS.

SMARTMONIES 2009 QUARTERBACK RATINGS!

ROETHLISBERGER FINALLY GETS TOP SPOT. ELI MANNING DOESN'T DESERVE THE RESPECT HE GETS. THIS IS JUST A FEW HEADLINES OF SMARTMONIES EXCLUSIVE 2009 NFL QB RATINGS. ENJOY!

ANOTHER PREDICTION GETS INDUCTED INTO THE SMARTMONIES WALL OF FAME!

IT IS LIKE RAISING ANOTHER BANNER TO THE ROOF WHEN A TEAM WINS A CHAMPIONSHIP. SMARTMONIESCLUB WELCOMES YET ANOTHER GREAT SMARTMONIES PREDICTION TO ITS WALL OF FAME!
WE TAKE THIS STUFF VERY SERIOUSLY. LOCATED TO THE RIGHT AND IN GREEN YOU WILL FIND A LINK TO SMARTMONIES RECENT AND INCREDIBLE NHL PLAYOFF SERIES PREDICTION! MONIES SAID THAT HE FELT THE DEFENDING CHAMPIONS WOULD BE MOST VULNERABLE IN A 7TH GAME. HE WAS RIGHT! THIS IS TRULY A GREAT DAY! CONGRATULATIONS TO THE PENGUINS AND CONGRATULATIONS TO THE SMARTMONIESCLUB!

HARD TO RANK SMARTMONIES ALL-TIME TOP PREDICTION!

WE FIND IT HARD HERE AT THE SMARTMONIESCLUB TO RANK SMARTMONIES TOP PREDICTIONS. THERE HAVE SIMPLY HAVE BEEN TO MANY OF THEM. WAS IT HIS STEELERS OVER COLTS IN 2005 PLAYOFF PREDCITION WHERE HE WROTE THAT THE STEELERS WOULD COME OUT THROWING WITH ROETHLISBERGER? OR WAS IT HIS PREDICTION THAT THE STEELERS WOULD WIN BY EXACTLY 11 POINTS IN THE SEATTLE/STEELERS SUPERBOWL? WAS IT HIS AMAZING 11-0 IN THE 2005 NFL PLAYOFFS? OR WAS IT IS 10-0 ATS RUN IN LAST YEARS NFL PLAYOFFS? PERHAPS IT WAS THE GAME IN NBA PLAYOFFS WHERE HE WROTE THAT HEAT WOULD COME FROM BEHIND IN THE 4TH QTR AND BEAT THE MAVS AS THE REFS WOULD TAKE THE GAME IN THEIR HANDS (that's the game when Cuban stood up and told Stern his game was fixed).HOW ABOUT HIS AMAZING 57% WIN PERCENTAGE ON NEARLY 700 PICKS IN THE NBA JUST A COUPLE OF YEARS AGO? A FEAT FEW THOUGHT COULD BE DONE. HOW ABOUT AN 18 UNIT RUN IN THE 2008 STANLEY CUP PLAYOFFS? HIS 20 UNIT RUN IN THE NCAA BB MARCH MADNESS TOURNEY IN 2006? WAS HIS TOP PREDICTION THE REDWINGS IN 6 GAMES IN 2008? OR WAS IT THE PENGUINS PREDICTION IN 7 OVER THE REDWINGS IN 2009? WE COULD GO ON AND ON. WHILE TODAY IN PITTSBURGH IS A TIME TO CELEBRATE THE PENGUINS CHAMPIONSHIP, ITS ALSO TIME TO REFLECT BACK ON PERHAPS THE BEST CAPPER THE COUNTRY HAS EVER SEEN. HIS NAME IS DUTCH, BUT SOME PEOPLE CALL HIM SMARTMONIES.

PITTSBURGH MEDIA BEING PLAYED LIKE FOOLS BY BOB NUTTING!

CERTAINLY THE TITLE DOES NOT INCLUDE EVERY PITSBURGH SPORTS MEDIA MEMBER. FEDKO, STEIGERWALD ETC DON'T PUT UP WITH THE GARBAGE TRADES. THEY TEND TO CALL IT LIKE IT IS. BUT THERE ARE QUITE A FEW IN THE PITT MEDIA THAT CONTINUE TO DEFEND THE PIRATES YEAR AFTER YEAR WHEN THEY TRADE AWAY THEIR GOOD PLAYERS. THERE IS NOTHING MORE FRUSTRATING THEN SEEING EDUCATED PEOPLE BEING PLAYED LIKE FOOLS. WE HAVE SEEN THIS FOR NEARLY 17 YEARS. MANY IN THE MEDIA HAVE COME AND GONE, BUT THE STORY WAS THE SAME BACK THEN., THEY DEFENDED MANAGEMENT FOR NOT SIGNING BONDS TO A LONG TERM DEAL. THEY DEFENDED THE PIRATES WHEN THEY TRADED GILES, KENDALL, RAMIREZ, BAY, NADY, AND NOW MCLOUTH. AS LONG AS THE MEDIA WILL GRANT THE OWNER 5 YEAR PLAN AFTER PLAN, THE PIRATES FANS WILL LITERALLY SERVE A LIFE SENTENCE WITH BOB NUTTING. NUTTING IS MAKING MONEY HAND OVER FIST. HE'S PUTTING IT ALL IN HIS POCKET. HE KEEPS A LOW PROFILE ANDGIVES FEW INTERVIEWS. THE INTERVIEWS HE DOES GIVE ARE FILLED WITH WITH WORDS THAT YOU LEARN IN A CORPORATE SPEAK CLASS 101. ITS ALL POSITIVE AND IT POINTS TO THE FUTURE. THIS WILL NOT END UNTIL THE PITTSBURGH MEDIA WAKE UP. SOMEONE NEEDS TO PUT AN END TO THIS. NUTTING DOES NOT DESERVE THE RIGHT TO HOLD PIRATE FANS HOSTAGE FOR A LIFETIME.

ON THE MONEY! SMARTMONIES NAILS ANOTHER ONE! THIS TIME IT WAS PENS IN 7!

HIS LENGTHY SERIES PREDICTION IS POSTED OVER AT THE POST GAME HEROES WEBSITE. YOU CAN CLICK ON THE LINK TO THAT SITE ON THIS HOMEPAGE. SMARTMONIES RELEASED THE PENS IN 7 ON HIS RADIO SHOW TWO WEEKS AGO AND THE PENS WOULD NOT LET HIM DOWN. THEY DID IT! FLEURY WAS SPECTACULAR IN BOTH GAMES 6 AND 7. WITH CROSBY HURT EARLY IN GAME 7, MAX TALBOT WOULD COME TO THE RESCUE WITH 2 GOALS. THE PENS DEFENSE WOULD TAKE OVER FROM THAT POINT ON. THE PENGUINS MAY GO ON A RUN OF CHAMPIONSHIPS. CROSBY IS 21. STALL IS 19. MALKIN IS 22. FLEURY IS ONLY 24. THEY ARE A BUNCH OF KIDS. AND THEY JUST BEAT ONE OF THE BEST TEAMS THAT YOU WILL EVER SEE. CONGRATS TO THE PITTSBURGH PENGUINS. AND CONGRATULATIONS TO DUTCH, AKA SMARTMONIES.

ARE THE PENGUINS READY TO TAKE THE TORCH FROM THE REDWING MACHINE?

SPORTS FANS ARE ABOUT TO WITNESS SOMETHING VERY SPECIAL. WE HAVE A GAME 7 TONIGHT IN THE STANLEY CUP FINALS IN DETROIT. BUT THIS ISN'T JUST ANOTHER GAME 7. THIS IS HISTORIC.
ONE ON HAND, WE HAVE ONE OF THE GREAT HOCKEY TEAMS OF ALL TIME. THE DETROIT REDWINGS ARE A DYNASTY. THEIR SYSTEM IS FLAWLESS. THE WINGS ARE A STATISTICAL NIGHTMARE FOR OPPONENTS. THEY ARE RANKED #1 ACROSS THE BOARD IN SO MANY DIFFERENT CATEGORIES. THEY ARE THE DEFENDING CHAMPS AND DESERVE ANOTHER CHAMPIONSHIP. TONIGHT THEY WILL PLAY A BUNCH OF 21 YEAR OLD KIDS. BUT THESE KIDS AREN'T JUST ANY BUNCH OF KIDS. THE PENGUINS ARE COMPRISED OF SOME OF MOST RARIFIED TALENT THAT WE HAVE IN THE HOCKEY WORLD. IF IT WEREN'T FOR THE REDWINGS MACHINE, THESE KIDS WOULD BE ON VERGE OF HAVING WON 2 STANLEY CUPS. BUT THE REDWINGS STAND IN THEIR WAY. VERY MUCH LIKE HOW THE PISTONS STOOD IN THE WAY OF THE CHICAGO BULLS IN THE LATE 80'S. IF THE PENGUINS CAN OVERCOME THE REDWINGS ON THE ROAD AND WIN THIS GAME 7, THEY MAY GO ON A RUN THAT WE HAVEN'T SEEN IN HOCKEY IN A LONG TIME. BUT THE REDWINGS AREN'T READY TO PASS THE TORCH. THE PENS WILL HAVE TO TAKE IT. THE ODDS ARE STACKED AGAINST THE KIDS FROM PITTSBURGH. THE HOME TEAM HAS WON 14 OUT 16 STANLEY CUP FINAL GAME 7'S. THIS IS GOING TO BE A SPECTACULAR GAME. SPORTS FANS DESERVE A NIGHT LIKE THIS. ENJOY. PERHAPS PENS COACH SHOULD OFFER UP A PRE GAME SPEECH LIKE THE ONE BELOW.

FLEURY WAS SPECTACULAR IN GAME 6 FOR PENS WIN!

MARC ANDRE FLEURY DIDN'T JUST REBOUND FROM A POOR GAME 5. HE STOLE GAME 6 FOR THE PENGUINS. FINALLY THE PITTSBURGH GOALIE AND FORMER #1 DRAFT PICK PLAYED LIKE IT. FLEURY STOPPED NEARLY 30 SHOTS. MOST OF WHICH WERE POINT BLANK SHOTS, BREAKAWAYS, AND SHOTS STOPPED WITH HOLMSTROM IN HIS FACE ALL NIGHT. THE PENGUINS WILL HAVE A CHANCE TO WIN THE CUP IN DETROIT FRIDAY IN A GAME 7. CONGRATS TO SMARTMONIES FOR PREDICTING THIS SERIES WOULD GO THE DISTANCE.